Everything I want to accomplish before I die

In no particular order, lol. Yeah, some of it's off the wall, but hey, ya gotta take a chance sometimes. Some of them are already accomplished, but I'm gonna post the whole shebang anywho.

~Master's degree in English lit.

~build my castle

~Get married

~have at least 2 boys and one girl

~visit Stonehenge

~visit Ireland, Scotland, England, Australia, Spain, Mexico and Tahiti

~trace my ancestry

~finish and produce my play

~publish a book

~size 10

~be on national T.V.

~have speaking part in a movie

~complete and publish a poetry book

~start a "Save the Spamalope" foundation

~skydive

~create a spamalope

~own a T.V. station

~DJ license

~own a purple Jeep Wranglere with "Bonzai" painted on the side

~have an art studio

~quit smoking

~Know "the group" for the rest of my life

~live to be 117

~live through 2069

~be on the cover of a magazine

~learn Spanish fluently

~learn sign language

~tell my mother off

~"own" a wolf

~adopt a kid

~have an art exhibit

~be told "i love you" by a guy who really means it

~meet BonJovi

~make a video to "If I was your Mother"

~Buy parent's a new home

~Buy my dad a new Harley

~Go to Sturgis

~Buy a Harley

~See Phantom of the Opera and Cats live

~ Stay with one guy for over 8 months

~Meet Anne McCaffrey

~Be given 12 white roses

~play street hockey

~fly

~1 year with no one I know dying

~slap the cast of "Friends" and "Seinfield"

~1 road with the speed limit of "69"

~meet an online friend

~Tell Tom Cruise that he's ugly

~be married at Freeman Lake

~Have Airwalk name a shoe after me

~be the voice of a Disney cartoon character

~run for president

~"save the spamalope" billboard

~own a purple mustang

~Savagate concert

~Smack at least one person from high school who thought that they were better than me

~learn to surf

~own a tiger or monkey

~paint the Statue of Liberty purple before Jen-Jen blows it up

~race motorcycles

~Own an usable "Highlander" sword

~Be part of a national conspiracy

~Have spoons declared a dangerous weapon

~Be called beautiful by someone who means it

~Kill the snuggle bear

~Take the batteries out of the Energizer bunny

~Follow an airplane

~open my own restaurant